On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

How do mice celebrate when they move home?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?