Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What do you get when two plants kiss?