How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?