My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

What dog never pays attention in class?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?