Why are cause and effect so close?

Why are grandkids so great?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

What's the noisiest food?

What is a ghost's favorite dessert?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What day is your mom always right?