What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Why do hogs play so much football?

How does a taco bless the table?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?