Which relative loves rice?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why are grandkids so great?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What do you call a singing rodent?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why did the fish blush?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?