What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why do rhinos charge?

What cookies are best enjoyed outside?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

Which part of the Trinity loves to celebrate Halloween?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?