How are teens like cats?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What do naked fish play with?

What is blue and not heavy?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?