What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why are winter days great?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

Which insect is the smartest?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?