Why was the bowling ball anxious?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

What's the coldest vegetable?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Why do trees hate going to school?