Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?