What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Which family member is always relieved?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?