What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What insect runs away from everything?

What type of cat loves to go on hikes?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?