What musical instrument is the best typist?
A keyboard.
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Guitarists are so stressed out.
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Can February March?
Where do cows go on vacation?
Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
Why was the bee sad?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
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