Guitarists are so stressed out.

What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?