Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?