What did autumn say to summer?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?