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What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?

What fairy loves to count?

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Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

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Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

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What is a cow's dream job?

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Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?