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Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What do you call a dog in space?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

What kind of computers do horses use?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why are turtles so shy?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What game do baby ghosts love to play?

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What's a parent's favorite type of music?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?