How do you spell water with 3 letters?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?