What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?