What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Sea-kelp.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why do vampires always look sick?
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