What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why are winter days great?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?