Who invented fractions?

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why was the math book sad?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?