What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why shouldn't you trust stairs?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What do you call bears with no ears?