What words make the best athletes?

What do elves learn in school?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do dads love to eat after dinner?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

What fairy loves to count?

What's the opposite of irony?

Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?

Why do crabs never give to charity?