Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
What is a tree's least favorite month?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?
What do you call hiking college students?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?
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