Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they are shellfish.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
What sports are both plant-based?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
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