Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Where do ships always get stuck?