What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What's a glow worm's favorite song?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Where do colds go on vacation?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?