What do you call a cheap dog accessory?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What do you give an angry rhino?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What name sounds like the past tense?

How do you send a message in the forest?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Where do birds go on summer vacation?