What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What is a plane full of male cows called?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why isn't Robin called Batboy?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?