What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What horn never makes a sound?

What do leprechauns love to barbeque?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What do goats and moms have in common?