What do you call lending money to a bison?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

How does the sun listen to music?

Why are baseball games at night?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

Why are hockey rinks always rounded?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why do cows always skip gym class?