What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?

What do you call a military member who loves to cook?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

What did March say to the madness?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?