What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why was the cobbler looking for work?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Which relative loves rice?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Which bug is related to you?

What do elves learn in school?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?