What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
Mary Had a Little Lamb.
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What is a sheep's favorite game?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What animal loves a baseball game?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Where do hands go on vacation?
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