Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

The ocean is a real trendsetter.

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why was the computer cold at work?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

How does a taco bless the table?

What animal knows kung fu?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?

Where do ants go to eat?