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Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why do trees have so many friends?

Where do termites go camping?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What do you call an animal pop star?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

When do mice play every day?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?