Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?