What do you get when two plants kiss?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Why do all the planets get along?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Which cats have the best manners?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?