What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What's a car's favorite scary movie?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?