What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What streaming service do fishermen watch?
How does dinner smell?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Why do mice need oiling?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What TV show did the cat love to watch?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Where do cats go on vacation?
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