What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What's the politest month?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do you call a cat who loves bowling?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
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