What dogs are always lying to you?
Bulldogs.
What's the most determined bird?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do fish do at parades?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What country has the most fish?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
How do you get straight A's?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
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