Which sea animal is the best with tools?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

What game do cows play at parties?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why are scissors so forgiving?