What do fish use for glasses?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?