How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

How do you talk to a giant?

Why are skeletons so calm?

Why are trees always so positive?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Why do football players make great fishermen?