What's the saddest part of the week?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?