Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
She had a hard drive.
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the sparrow go to the library?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
How do you compliment a cat?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What's the most common blood type for insects?
How does a polar bear build a house?
Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?
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