Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
She had a hard drive.
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Why do grandparents smile all the time?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
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