What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Someone stole all my lamps.