What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

I'm not a bad putter.

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Where do cats go on vacation?