Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?
She had a hard drive.
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
What fish only swims at night?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What goes zzub, zzub?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's a treat for both cows and dogs?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
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