What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Who invented fractions?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?