What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?