What does Santa use to help himself walk?
A candy cane.
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
Why can't Christmas trees sew?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Where do you take sick ponies?
Which fly makes films?
What's a bear's favorite movie?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
What game do mice love to play?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
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