What type of cake never comes with frosting?

Where do burgers like to dance?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What do you call a Russian flea?