What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?

Why can't you trust a pig?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?