Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
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Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
How did the pirate call his mother?
Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What game do cows play at parties?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Which parent knows if you are running late?
How does a cow do math?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
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