Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What is a baker's favorite children's story?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
A book just fell on my head.
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
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