Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
How do fall and winter say hello?
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