What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?

What dance was the most popular in 1776?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

How many insurance policies do cats need?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What animal knows kung fu?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?