What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What do you call the dog magician?

How can you farm during the winter?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?