Why did the peach come home from work early?
It was canned.
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What are you studying in math?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why don't fish play basketball?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Where do birds go to drink?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
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