What day is your mom always right?

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do you call a rabbit barber?