I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

Where are average things manufactured?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What's a parent's favorite type of music?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?