Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital.
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What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How did groundhogs get their name?
Where do polar bears vote?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What are baby potatoes called?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did the pear say to the celery stick?
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