Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital.
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Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What is a king's favorite weather?
Which musician loves to make chili?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
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