Why is a bee's hair always sticky?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?