Where do you take sick ponies?
To the horsepital.
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What did the mouse want for its birthday?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
What is a duck's favorite dance?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why did the goal post get angry?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
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