When does a horse talk?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

When do cows get tired?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What is a tree's least favorite month?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do jokesters study in college?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?