What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Which bug is related to you?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?
Why do librarians never make plans?
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