What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why do kids love theater classes?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?