What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
How do you make a bandstand?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Where is the coldest place to work?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
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