What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
A collie-flower.
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What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
How does a squid go into battle?
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