Why did the cow cross the road?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

What do you call a dog that meditates?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?