How do you make a walnut laugh?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?

What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Why do cats always get what they want?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?