What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
He pulled a mussel.
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Which subject has two parts?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!