What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
He pulled a mussel.
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why are construction workers so good at parties?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
My brother is my partner in crime.
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
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