What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?
He pulled a mussel.
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What words make the best athletes?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why do some people love eating snails?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
Where do writing utensils go on vacation?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
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