Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What math figure is also in the band?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?