Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

How does a cow do math?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What do you call the study of strong women in history?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why did the student eat their homework?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.