What is time's favorite breed of dog?
A Clocker Spaniel.
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
What kind of bird works at a construction site?
What did March say to the madness?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
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