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What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What time of day was Adam created?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

What sport do horses love to play?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?