Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What's a forklift?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?