What is time's favorite breed of dog?
A Clocker Spaniel.
What is the smallest lion?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What is blue and not heavy?
What utensil does water use to eat?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
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