What is time's favorite breed of dog?
A Clocker Spaniel.
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Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What is sand's favorite movie?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What do insects learn at school?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
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