How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What do you call a sad latte?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?