What do ducks have for lunch?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why was the storm actually calm?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

How can you farm during the winter?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?