If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What did the mouse want for its birthday?

It's allergy season again?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What do you call a silly hill?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?