What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

How does a sidewalk address a question?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What is sand's favorite movie?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What did March say to the madness?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Which family member is always relieved?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

How do amoebas make calls?