What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What is the emptiest holiday?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What do sprinters eat before a race?