What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant!
Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
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