What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
Irrelephant!
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What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
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