Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why do dogs howl at the moon?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?