Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
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Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What do trees wear to the lake?
How does the moon cut her hair?
How does a barber get to work?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
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