Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?
Did you know about April 1st?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
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