What did the rug say to the floor?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

What do you call a cow that can't moo?

What is sand's favorite movie?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?