Who won the race between two balls of string?
They were tied.
What's the friendliest pen?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Which animal is the most religious?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What does an evil hen lay?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
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