What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Zu-kinis!
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What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
Someone stole my mood ring!
What's the best thing to put into a pie?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
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