What do female veggies wear to the beach?
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What day never takes itself seriously?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
What is a cow's dream job?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
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Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why was the musician arrested?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
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