What did autumn say to summer?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

What game do bats excel at?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

What fish only swims at night?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?