Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Why was the storm actually calm?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What is the difference between a fly and a bird?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What do you call a thieving alligator?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.