What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

What is a table you can eat?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?