What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

Why did the mountain cry all the time?

What do you call a happy cowboy?