Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
It lost all its pedals.
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What is a table you can eat?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
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