Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
It lost all its pedals.
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
It's allergy season again?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What should moms do when their kids go back to school?
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