What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What did the wolf say to the flea?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

What kind of store would a dog own?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?