What kind of pants do fish wear?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What siblings are always sad?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?