Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Which animal is the most religious?