What's black and white and red all over?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

Why are ghosts always single?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why did the barber win the race?