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What kind of dog loves to eat?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?