What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
I'm wood.
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
How do you grill cheese?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
What kind of music do killer whales listen to?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why did the baseball player go to jail?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!