What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What is a cow's dream job?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why was the broom late for school?

I used to be addicted to not showering.