What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Why is winter considered holy?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

Who is a house's favorite band?