What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

How can you make 7 even?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What did the snake name his daughter?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?