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What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What do you call a puppy with a fever?

What did the airline worker name her child?

Why was the math book sad?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

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What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?

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