Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

When do astronauts eat?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Which toy deals with the most anxiety?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?