What did the dentist say to the beaver?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why did the astronaut couple break up?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?