What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

What fish only swims at night?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?