What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

Why don't mummies go on vacation?

What is the color of the wind?