What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What fish sings the best?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?