What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

What's a dog's favorite dance at a wedding?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

Why did electricity win the race?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

How do you fix a broken brass instrument?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

Why do diners never serve lobster?