What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

Why do cows go to New York?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why do mice need oiling?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What does Santa call Christmastime?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?