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What did the octopus use to write his novel?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

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What's a car's favorite TV show?

Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

Which family member is always relieved?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?

Why are frogs always happy?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?