What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
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Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What's a cat's favorite snack?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
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