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Wanna hear a joke about paper?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

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Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What do you call a sleeping bull?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?