What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why are stones so good at music?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Why do fish live in salt water?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
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