What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
Where do belly buttons go to college?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
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