What do you call a belt made of clocks?
A waist of time.
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
What's the biggest moth in the world?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
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