Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why do librarians never make plans?