When should baseball players wear armor?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Which musician loves to make chili?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

How does dinner smell?

What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?