Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Where do fruit travel to on vacation?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why do mice need oiling?

What do you call a group of four singing sheep?

Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?