Why was the cow afraid?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why did he change his bike's tires?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What do mice do when they're at home?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?