What animals have the highest divorce rates?
Cheetahs.
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Where do vehicles hang out all summer?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
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