What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

What's a goose's favorite book?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?

What's the noisiest food?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?