Why did the dog swallow a clock?

What goes zzub, zzub?

What kind of bird can write?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

Why was the horse so happy?