Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
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What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
What song does Tarzan⢠sing at Christmas?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
How do eggs end a TV show?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
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