Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

Why did the frog have a long face?