What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Where do termites go camping?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What did the wolf say to the flea?