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What does one piece of bread say to the other?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What do you call an angry monkey?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

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What does bread say when it gets too warm?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

Why do kids love theater classes?