Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Because it was too light.
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What's the friendliest national park?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
Why was the mime upset?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
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