Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Two silkworms got in a fight.

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Why do hogs play so much football?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

What sport is full of interior designers?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?