What do you call the king of vegetables?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why are turtles so shy?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What time does everyone love to drink?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?