What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?

What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

What do you call a pig thief?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why do math teachers love March?

What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?