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He lost his Hedwig™.
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What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What birds always travel in twos?
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Which big cat loves to drive?
What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
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