Where do pigs learn magic?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Who is married to Dairy Queen®?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What do you call siblings who love math?