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What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

How is cat food sold?

What is an insect's favorite game?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What do you call a fancy dance for cats?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?