My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?