What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why are frogs always happy?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What's a fun hobby for an accountant?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?