What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

How much does freedom weigh?

Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?

What animal makes the best lunches?

Why did the computer run out of money?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

What did autumn say to summer?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?