What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

What animal floats best?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Where do birds go to drink?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

How does a single horse RSVP to a party?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?