Why do trees try new things so often?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What did the rug say to the floor?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What's a pirate's favorite color?