What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What do jokesters study in college?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?