What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What did the bunny give his fiancé?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?