What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What tea do footballers drink?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?