How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What's the king of all school supplies?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?