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What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

If you need help building an ark..

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

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Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?